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As you might've noticed, I now have a new username here... Unfortunately PrincessAzureFaerieGodmother was too long a handle, so I had to shorten it. Giggle 

So for those of you wondering what it all means - 
  • I often refer to myself as "the azure faerie"... azure because it's prettier than saying "the blue faerie" - also because it keeps people from wondering if I'm gonna make them into real boys... 
  • I am also my Fiancé's Princess 
  • My goddaughter/soon-to-be niece has determined that I will never be "auntie" but that I will always be her Faerie Godmother
Thus, I wound up with:
  • HRH - to denote "Princess"
  • Azure
  • Fairy - An alternate spelling of Faerie
  • Godmom - shortened version of godmother
So there you have it... 
Why the change, you might ask? Because while HealerRennie is still part of my identity, it's unfortunately part of my past. I no longer work at the MN Renaissance Festival and while I may remain a healer, those parts of me are no longer as important as my identity as godmother to two WONDERFUL girls, and being my darling fiancé's princess. 

Love and Light to all you darlings, particularly during the holiday season. Be safe!
~Marina
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Dear Epic-Prose,                              
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey outside your office and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you should stop picking your nose.
Go drown yourself,
HealerRennie8503

Well... That got rather random quickly... 

Rules:
Dear (choose a random person - not me),                              
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), 
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat 
Red - Our affair is over 
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you 
Black -Our romance is over 
Green- Our socks don't match 
Grey - You're a leprechaun 
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy 
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting 
Brown - The mafia wants you 
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent 
Other -I dislike your eyelashes 

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump 
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital 
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of 
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father 
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The News - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Scare Tactics - Shamed
House - Sterile 

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man 
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear 
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet 
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this 
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself


I was bored... Anyone who wants to, feel free... 
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Tagged by :iconplaidred:

1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.

BEGIN:
1- What is the hardest thing for you to draw?
Stupidly enough? A full body. Something always winds up out of proportion and I'm never happy with it.

2- Where do you go/what do you do to find inspiration?
Read Fanfiction or talk to my mom... She hoards plot-bunnies, I SWEAR

3- What's your art tool of choice?
Nothing fancy... a 0.3mm lead mechanical pencil... alas that they are SO DAMNED HARD to find!

4- What do you do with old sketchbooks?
Lose them in my house in a my attempts to keep them safe...

5- What's your spirit animal?
That depends on which direction you're coming from... My preferred one is my West totem, the sea-turtle... But the owl from the East isn't anything to turn my nose up at either.

6- What's your biggest pet peeve?
Willful ignorance.

7- Color which best describes you?
Candy Apple Green

8- What is your favorite shoe?
Right now? My Ortho-Feet Mary-Janes... LOVE THEM SO HARD!!!

9- Which song are you recently jamming out to?
Nintendo Acapella... Because of my Princess Toadstool costume...

10- Where do you waste the most time?
At the McDonald's in Dinkytown... Invariably, waiting for my brother to be done with class...

11- Name one artist on dA who inspires you or has influenced your style in some way. (yes, I stole this question, but it's just so good)
:iconabrza: and :iconshoomlah: (and no, I can't pick)... :iconabrza: does AMAZING A:TLA work and I look at that gallery when I need to work on one of my stories... But :iconshoomlah: inspires my sewing bug to such a degree! I want to make SO MANY DRESSES based on her drawings of the historical reinterpretations of the Disney Princesses, or the Edwardian gown based on the Sailormoon fuku... So yeah... Probably not exactly what the question meant, but still in the spirit of it.


I tag... anyone who's reading this, because obviously you were bored enough to read this, you can answer 11 questions and make up 11 more. :P

1 - What do you post most often on DevArt?
2 - Why do you add someone to your watch list?
3 - What is the one "Deviation" that you are the most proud of?
4 - What is your favorite method of "Deviation"? (ie. do you prefer to write, draw, or take pictures, etc.?)
5 - Who is your favorite author?
6 - What cosplay would you do if you had infinite resources and infinite time to put it together?
7 - What is your favorite color and why?
8 - What is your dream job?
9 - What happens during your ideal date?
10 - What genre of fandom do you like to "Deviate" the most in?
11 - Name one artist on dA who inspires you or has influenced your style in some way. (yes, I stole this question, but it's just so good)


Now? I sleep.
G'night world!
~Marina Healer



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NaNoWriMo

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So... I'm terrified... I'm jumping into the deep end, with no floatation devices and no lifeguard on duty. I'll be spending this month working on some outlines/flowcharts/maps/etc. and also researching some other things I'll need to realistically write in the location and era I'm shooting for (meaning Regency Era - London, England - approximately 1817 or so). If you have any information that could be helpful, please contact me.

Either way... I've signed up on the NaNo website. My user name is Canticle.Fair, and my profile is Here. I'll be updating there once November rolls around.

So... Wish me luck...
...
I'll need it...

~Marina



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To my family, Mark, Maman and Dad ~ It's the same thing I say every year: You're the best family I could have, despite the increasingly frequent head-butting.

My extended family ~ MISS YOU! but Thanks for being there before!

To Bren ~ Thank you for putting up with all my foibles, my mood-swings... You name it. You are the best thing in my life and don't you ever forget it. P.S. Thanks for the Hellsing game.

To Eileen ~ Thank you so much for caring, and giving advice, and putting up with your son's chatty girlfriend. I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to seeing the movie with you this Saturday!

To the Bris (Cheese and Frenchy), Doug, Kim, Lacey S. and Kat and anyone else I might've missed that I met through MSUM ~ Thanks for keeping in touch over the year, despite being hundreds of miles away from any of you and drama that may have made you want nothing to do with me. Your texts are always entertaining.

To Brando ~ Again, thanks for being generally awesome and great. Thank you for starting up the Mad-Town Garou LARP, and at least making an attempt to revive the Firefly LARP and all sorts of other things that my Turkey-addled mind can't remember right now.

To Patty and B-Chan ~ THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME CRASH AT YOUR APARTMENT!!! I mean... Those times for the Changeling LARP, and then the once to help you move, and the other time when I just needed to not be home. There were always awesome times... And Patty? Thank you so much for Section 7, and the Sailormoon game!


Usually, this post is much longer because I write it earlier in the day (read: before I get stuffed full of food and can think straight). However, if I haven't mentioned you? Thank you for being my friend.
Love and Light,
Gina/Marina/マリナの谷/魏书娜/LD
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